Wardrobe Malfunction

Friday morning I volunteered to hide Easter eggs at Noah's school. I dressed quickly and didn't think too much about the fact that I am blessedly a pant size, almost two, smaller this spring than I was last. Here was my morning....


8:00 am: Wow, I love these low-riding pants. Roomy. Comfortable.

8:30 am, getting out of the car at the school: Hmmm, maybe I should have worn a belt.

9:00am, hiding eggs: You know, these pants are really sliding down my hips. Yikes.

9:30 am: Okay, maybe it's best that I stop bending over. I'll just chunk these eggs into the grass.

10:00 am: Oh my God, I'm flashing kindergartners!!!!!

Weight loss.....priceless.....but, embarrassing.